The Autumn of My Life

UH, OH!

Imagine that you live alone, and no one ever comes by.
So you let dirty dishes pile up, and put off the dusting and vacuuming. Then one day, you have some service guys coming over. Quickly, you get it together and clean the kitchen and the living and dining rooms. However, they were checking for an irrigation yard leak. Unfortunately, as fate would have it, (good news) there was no yard leak, (bad news) they needed to look at the toilet in your bathroom. Through the bedroom is the only way to get there. Of course, these are the last two places to ever be cleaned, because “No one” ever goes in there!! I now know complete humiliation!